Tactical

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0

seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it

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allmidnighteyes 10

******* bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all. Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....

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Guairdean 0

File a suit against her and your former employer. Taking money from your check without your authorization is theft. Your co-worker is guilty of fraud by filling out the paperwork. I guarantee both will settle out of court.

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hahaha6 0

Wow.... i think there's an echo that reverberates things back in different words! oh wait....

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Harpy20 24

@63 Seriously?! Don't be a douche. Don't try to say that that's what women do, because it's what people do; not just women. Women are not sexual objects asshole.

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sixofhearts 0

lolololololololl..........holy shit WTF happened to you?????

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beaniebabe 0

hit her. case closed

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RaDa67 0

The fact you wrote 'finally' kinda makes me think YDI... cause it must've been happenin for a while. wtf man.. if some bitch pulled that on me id tell her off right away.. why wait an get shit deducted from your pay check... unless she was insanely hot... then you just got played... ydi it still then.. haha

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everyroad_fml 0

Never, ever confront a co-worker like that. Always go to the boss first so shit like this doesn't happen!

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everyroad_fml 0

Also, 113 is right. Also, most companies can't fire you right away for sexual harrassment (misspelled) with out looking into it legally first. Check the company codes.

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letitbe56 0

If you misspelled "harassment" why not just fix it, instead of letting us know?

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everyroad_fml 0

Mainly because I don't have to that for the convince of others if it's close enough (though truthfully, it would have been more respectful) and I also had limited time at the moment, but thank you for being so kind to take time out of your day to let me know that I could do that if I so chose, even though I obviously choose not too. :)

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roflcopterzzz 0

Sue, dumbass, sue! Why are all the idiots who could file a lawsuit running to fmylife.com to post this shit? You should instead be contacting a ******* lawyer, dipshit.

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