Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

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brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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Prendergast 0

YDI for having a child before marriage

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catriona_cd 0

did she have a child b4 she was married??

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gummibehrs 4

I hope you knock someone up/get knocked up for being a presumptuous asshole and not understanding that accidents happen.

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whoakryspyy 0

Five words: Artificial Insemination is a possibility.

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BrEnNo1023 5

what the **** is with ALL THESE USELESS conservative dumbfucks, and/or generally heartless people saying YDI?? you idiots think you're all so hardcore being the merciless heartless perfect fuckfaces you are. you think you see logic in your accusations, and no matter what the situation was in this FML, it was the OP's fault. oh, she's a ****, oh she's not married yet, oh, she left scissors in the house. WHAT would YOU people have done, huh? you wake up to find your daughter randomly slicing up your wedding dress for no reason and all of a sudden ERRRR IT'S YOUR FAULT BLAH BLAH BLAH OP YOU **** ***** HAVING CHILD BEFORE MARRIAGE BLAH BLAH BLAH as if it has ANYTHING to do with the actual reason that the little shit decided to cut up an expensive dress on the day before a wedding. as if birth before or after marriage somehow determines whether your child will be a complete arsehole or a complete angel. DUMBFUCKS WAKE UP, marriage is just a written contract, in no way does it govern the behaviours or physical conditions of the child. ALL IT GOVERNS is how you're treated by other people - and how many idiots with 2-storey-houses, all-american SUVs and white picket fences it takes to say You Deserved To Have Your Wedding Ruined All Because You Have A Child... WHO CARES what you think?

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Laurennnnnnnn 0

You know she could have been married before, right? And all you people saying she's a **** for having a child out of wedlock, I bet most of you aren't virgins either. That's pretty ****** up saying that to her just because she got pregnant and you didnt.

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mundhp92ml 0

if this is real then i feel really sorry for you and im sure it will turn out fine, but im gonna have to say fake

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gr3y_fml 1

Leaving anything valuable where a toddler can get it is stupid. Leaving scissors where a toddler can get them is stupid and dangerous. I feel more sorry for the kid than for you.

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iDieter 0

YDI for letting a scissor in acces of a kid! Shame on ******* you!

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viletbod 0

Whoah what the hell? While you were sleeping you left your daughter unsupervised within access of sissors?? What is wrong with you! eff the wedding dress, she could have hurt herself horribly!

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ccharlton 0

wow ur daughter is a bitch! but like really! i would have grounded her for a great deal of time, if that happened i would have flipped out!!!

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jannie22 0

she's two what's the since of a grounding where the hell is she gunna go to begin with lol

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