You people are utterly ridiculous thinking she is a **** for having a baby. How is this slutty? Being slutty indicates promiscuity, sleeping around, having more than one partner. Nowhere within this FML does it say that she's actually unaware of who the child's father is, or that she's out tapping that on the reg. Marriage is no indicator of purity. Just as sleeping with someone doesn't make you unpure. America is so messed up. Seriously. Put down the ******* bible, you absolute morons. THERE IS NO GOD!

Wow. I love how people make assumptions about things they don't know. I know plenty of people with kids, who aren't married. Some of them aren't with the kid's dad, some of them have married the dad, some are still with the dad and possibly going to get married, and some don't know the dad. Plenty of options. You make yourself look like an idiot by assuming. Congrats on the wedding, sucks about the dress. Yay for kids being up before you? Though, it does have me slightly worried that the tot had scissors...I know the little safety ones can't cut wedding dress material...last I checked.

why are you s***sticks sitting there speculating on her moral barometer? that's not the point. even if it were, it's still none of your damn business, so quit judging others. but in your defense, i suppose it's easy to judge someone harshly when you're 14 years old, whacking off to ProActiv commercials, and thus far have no freaking clue how the world works. when you little effers step out in to the real world, you'll be seeing shades of gray you never even knew existed - meanwhile, those that have been around the block once or twice will be laughing at you and judging YOU for being sophomoric little pricks. do yourself a favor and start opening your eyes now, so you don't look like an a-hole later. just sayin'... OP, FYL for having a ruined dress - i hope everything works out alright for you :-)

The 2-year-old as ready access to scissors?

This FML leaves me wondering a few things-- Who was SUPPOSED to be watching the child? Where the hell were the scissors kept? Why wasn't your dress someplace safer? If it was your job to watch the girl, OP, then you deserve it for napping instead (and for leaving scissors in reach of a toddler who's in your care, and for not keeping your wedding dress in a better place). If someone else was supposed to watch your daughter, then FYL indeed.

Wow, somehow this strikes me as being false. Like it's too big of a coincidence. Your two year old with scissors is one thing, but having your wedding dress ruined right before the big day?!?! What a cliché. Most wedding dresses are placed in those bags, so things like that don't happen. So if this really happened, YDI for not having the scissors properly stored away from children and not protecting the dress from possible incidents like this.

This is such a fake. How the hell does this get past the moderators???

Why was your 2 year old able to roam around the house by herself? Why the **** was there scissors within her reach? She could have hurt herself. Great parenting!

IF this is real.....try teaching your brat some manners & to respect other people's property! There's more to parenting than giving birth. YDI for being a crappy parent!

Might I suggest beating your child with a duct-taped phone book? It still hurts and leaves no bruises!