Tailor Swift

By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 904
You deserved it 14 253

Same thing different taste

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CraziOne 0

Where would you put scissors that a two year old can get them?

brrrx 0

What kind of mother are you leaving scissors sharp enough to cut a wedding dress within reach of your 2 year old!? Not to mention...where the hell was the garment bag?

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xKitKatx 0

YDI for keeping scissors where a two year old could reach. Stupid. And YDI for being a sucky parent.

Wow. Some of you are SO MEAN on here. I'm a single mom. I guess that makes me an underage stupid **** who is also bad at parenting? Yeah, whatever. I went to college, have a good job and just bought a house. My son excels at school and has never wanted for anything. Not all of us have the white picket fence life. Get off your high horse and take that stick out of your ass.

godyourethick 0

I agree with you, but you might want to avoid saying things like 'my son excels at school and has never wanted for anything': always a good way to sound smug and turn people against you. Just a thought. But yeah, these people are all knobends for whining about her having a daughter before being married. OP is thick because she doesn't discipline/educate her child and doesn't keep an eye on her child, or the scissors, for that matter. Gives single mothers a bad name... YDI

godyourethick 0

Everyone just **** off about the fact that she had a daughter before being married, and move onto the more pressing issue: OP's ******* lack of discipline for her child. That and having scissors where her daughter could get them and not even knowing when she has taken them and is butchering things. YDI

YDI for putting a scissors somewhere a two year old can reach.

She objected to you wearing white, you big slag.

What led you to believe the dress was white? Idiot.

Why is everyone getting so worked up about a child out of wedlock? She coud be widowed, she could have been married previously, or she might just not be tied down by these antiquated 'rules' of society you're all preaching about. (And I don't know what this has to do with anything, but I'm a virgin, which apparently allows me to pass judgement around here...) Okay, so the child shouldn't have been playing with scissors, but again, who are we to judge? Who knows how she got hold of them? Btw, I'm really sorry about your dress, that must suck. =S I hope you managed to get it sorted out!

My guess is that she didn't know her child was awake.

I'm address some concerns people are having. 1.) "YDI for having a kid before you get married/YDI for being a ****." What the hell? She could have the child from a previous marriage; it could be her fiance's child; hell, it could even be the child of a family member who died and left a child behind, whom the OP was nice enough to take in as her own. 2.) "YDI for leaving sharp scissors within reach of a two-year-old." Okay, I can see where you're coming from, hate commenters, but again, you DON'T know what happened. The scissors were probably NOT within reach of the child, or so the OP thought. Like a couple previous commenters said, two-year-olds are crafty. The child could've stacked up boxes and climbed on them; the child could have pushed a lightweight chair and got on it. 3.) "YDI for leaving your child unattended/being a bad parent." How was she supposed to know her child was awake? If I were the OP, I would have woken up thinking my daughter was still asleep. That being said, climbing out of a crib/getting down from bed is not very hard. I think everyone who's making assumptions and judging the OP should **** off. "You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME." Get it? Makes a whole lot of ******* sense if you read that from the OP's point of view.

I don't think she was taking a nap. She might have, but saying "pick an outfit for the day" just seems like she's waking up after a good night's sleep or whatever.