Cars, Harassment and Transportation: Targeted

Targeted

By vikingunicorn - 03/02/2011 12:52 - Canada

Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 191

You deserved it 3 486

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 507

You deserved it 132

By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 312

You deserved it 2 487

By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 940

You deserved it 10 053

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 00:10 - United States - Persia

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 315

You deserved it 2 026

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 722

You deserved it 15 862

By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 581

You deserved it 2 238

By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 860

You deserved it 1 056

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 499

You deserved it 3 523

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 709

You deserved it 290

Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 033

You deserved it 412

tommurry 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:04

maybe you should move out of the shithole town you live it

hawk515 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:04

sounds like someone may not like you

Comments

rockell 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:22

were exactly do u live I would start taking the bus might b cheaper

mandoalba 5

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:26

that's y you park your car in a garage n if you don't have one then call the cops

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:27

I hate people that vandalize strangers' possessions. They're assholes, through and through.

LoveMySoldier82 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 18:10

Who said it was a stranger?

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:20

I figure that if the OP knows someone has a grudge against her she'd connect the dots. I live in a crappy town, and you'd be surprised at how okay people are with coming up on a stranger's property and taking what they want.

mikejunior88 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:28

well, goddamn, where do you live ? sounds like a not-so-good place to live.

coffee_enima 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:30

fyl for living in the ghettos

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:39

#39 My mom's tires have been slashed a couple of times, and we live in a suburban neighborhood. Tire-slashing dickheads live in the suburbs sometimes.

ulicksam 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:45

A whole lot more in the cities though.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:31

Some people are just dicks. Sorry, OP!

HoldenGrudges 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:48

invest in a motion car alarm until then ydi

Vert90 11

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:52

There's this thing called MONEY and not everyone has so much. Kust because you're a Neanderthal doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to undertand currency. You've been told like a sir.