Cars, Harassment and Transportation: Targeted

Targeted

By vikingunicorn - 03/02/2011 12:52 - Canada

Today, I parked three streets away despite the ungodly cold. I did this because in the past, on my street, I have had my car keyed, my tires slashed, and my side view mirror ripped off. When I went back out to my car, I found that someone had broken off my windshield wipers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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You deserved it 132

By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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You deserved it 10 053

By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 00:10 - United States - Persia

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

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You deserved it 2 026

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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You deserved it 2 238

By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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You deserved it 1 056

By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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You deserved it 3 523

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 290

Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 411

tommurry 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:04

maybe you should move out of the shithole town you live it

hawk515 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:04

sounds like someone may not like you

Comments

ScreamingMimi 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 19:56

Sounds lame. Had similar stuff happen to my vehicles when I lived in Washington. Only it was a bunch of punk kids and ever couple months they'd go through the whole neighborhood and slash tires and key every car in every driveway. Sorry you have to deal with assholes. :(

harshallmeim69 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 10:31

sucks, where in washington? most of us are better than that (except Georgetown)

jlynntiger 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:12

move!!

Jester7 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 20:35

dude I think your exgirlfriend hates you

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:50

just jack your car up on bricks, take the wheels off, and make it look like someone has already messed with it. then buy a scooter

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 21:52

just jack your car up on bricks, take the wheels off, and make it look like someone has already messed with it. then buy a scooter

talktomandybaby 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:25

do you live in detroit?

adamjj234 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:39

lol Canada.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:55

Vandals can walk three blocks too.

blink831forever 13

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:24

Wow! Yeah either somebody is pissed off at you and taking it out on your poor car or they think that your car belongs to somebody else that has somebody pissed off at him/her. Either way its a crappy situation. I'm sorry OP.

someguy314159265 15

Thursday 3 February 2011 23:40

YDI for not installing flamethrowers or machine guns or anything like that. Just kidding. I didn't click that button, just so you know. Anyway, is it just your car that this happens to, or does it happen regularly to other people as well? If it's the former (or really in any case), I suggest you move far away from there.