Tasty

By sleepysophie - 19/10/2013 15:04 - United States - Helena

Today, I slept over at my friend's house. Her dad made breakfast for us. While fixing a plate, my friend said, "Careful, my dad clips his nails in the kitchen." She said it with a sarcastic, joking tone, and laughed afterwards. While eating, I found a toenail in my food. Her response? "I told you." FML
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awkwardloveannie 28

she let him make food for you guys knowing this? that's so unsanitary

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Sweet_Meli 11

I just lost my appetite, that's seriously one of the grossest FMLs I've read yet.

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Comments

stereotype101 7

Why would someone clip their nails in a kitchen? Especially when people are over

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fixingme99 10

Ugh well thats gross... And he should at least throw the toenails away before they have the chance to get into food...

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ariiewilliams 17

I think Daddy needs to be talked to about where he should clip his toenails.

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perdix 29

Forewarned is forearmed, or, in this case, foretold is fore-toed.

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Rainhawk94 27

I got a kick out of that

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Zaros_fml 24

Toen it down a little guys. Otherwise we'll all end up getting nailed with down votes.

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jamnglamgirlie 17

I found a dead catepillar in my breakfast on Thursday.

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simoncat 11

That's better than a live caterpillar. No?

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HiNowDie 17

You found the toenail, that means you win. Did you get a prize?

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cakefete2 30

Friend's dad: so how was breakfast? OP: nailed it!

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ben_e_boy28 4

That's a delicacy in some countries y'know ;)

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