Teaching moment

By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML
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97090370 0

can someone tell me, how do u give one. use step by step.

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SerenaChaos805 0

well if you really dont want to suck the balls... You can suck his dick... theres a vein type thing on the underside and if you press you tounge against that it makes them go wild and you can use the other hand to basicly give a hand job so you can use one hand on the bottom and go to opposite way you are sucking..... that usually feels good.. and with the other hand you can massage the balls... just sucks some what hard but not to hard.... they like it when you lick all over also :P and the tip is nice to suck on too (: and always swallow... who cares if it taste bad get over it... man up... and swallow cause its already in your mouth you already have the taste might as well.. also its good protein (: haha Oh you can also gently use your teeth to rub up against it but barely.. just so they can barely feel it (: ive been told ive given the best head they have ever had (: ive never been told i was bad soooo take my advice (:

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purplemnm 9

...you look 14...what a shame...:/ I feel bad

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maskedman 9

I thought you sounded a little cocky at first but now I want you to adopt me.

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perdix 29

YDI for texting when you should have been using the voice record function to capture that golden knowledge verbatim! If any of those girls knew what they were talking about, you could totally pwn your bf's ass.

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ScoobyDoo92 0

I know it's the typical guy response. but.. a good ******* makes a happy man.... **** being fed to keep me happy i think any man with a decent waistline would agree.

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perdix 29

So the MILF can have access to her adopted son's little cocky?

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Kockdiesel 0

how is this a FML?

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snipersdelight 0

yea so did you learn anything?

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twilight_0118 0

wow, what an asshole!!

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Greyavenger19 0

no we r men and not gay little sparkly vampires like u wish. and yeah YDI for txting durring a movie I cannot tell you how dumb is when I pay 9 bucks to see a movie and some dumb chick keeps txting

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