Intimacy: Teaching moment

Teaching moment

By ohno - 10/03/2010 11:05 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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By aranya - 14/06/2012 22:51 - Netherlands - Hengevelde

Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

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You deserved it 8 498

In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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You deserved it 107 103

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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You deserved it 58 401

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 682

The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 30 696

I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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You deserved it 114

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 086

Fedor_is_KING 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:04

Well, did you pick up any tips?

txdiva 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:04

Did learn anything??!!!

Comments

mematteden 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:06

thats what i would do

sexyblonde78 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:10

then take a hint! you obviously suck at bj's! so instead if posting this FML u should go learn how to give a good ******** to be a good gf!

KGirl123 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:15

lol your boyfriend is a jerk! you should dump him

Petunia888 13

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:58

OR...she has no sense of humor and he should dump her!

tboudre 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:24

obviously you're not doing something right.

97090370 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:33

can someone tell me how 2 give a good 1. step by step

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:45

I bet he has the DVD "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and plays the boob scene over and over again. Not that I would, but he seems the type.

The_Walris 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:20

knowledge that shall be very useful for you. Dnt take it for grantite.

PuddinB 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:24

there is no way in hell I'll be giving a ******** to anyone

dittodee 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:51

lol to answer for the guys who keep asking. Girls who are social and do give thier significant others blow jobs usually do talk about that stuff all the time. ( girls lie when they say they are not as perverted as men) Now prunes who are too classy or what no don't talk about stuff like that. let's not assume the op sucks at bjs maybe she just does not even do it because she might be to high and mighty for that lol. :)