Embarrassing, Nightmare and Work: Terrorized

Terrorized

By Whoopsie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up loudly screaming from a "night" terror. I say "night"; I was actually at my desk at work, in the middle of the day, surrounded by dozens of co-workers in their cubicles. FML

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You deserved it 11 393

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By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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By fishyrael - 13/10/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I took a nap before work. I had a harrowing nightmare in which I was chased by a murderer and the ghosts of his victims at my job. I then woke up to go to work, where I work the night shift, completely alone. FML

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By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By Shameonme - 26/10/2008 16:04 - Morocco

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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Dungeons and dragons

By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 06:00 - Germany

Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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By Sudoc - 03/12/2017 05:00

Today, after spending 6 hours straight working on a project at school, I decided to call it a night. The instant I set foot out of the lab, the building started screaming. The maintenance guy had set the alarm without telling me. The police had to let me out. FML

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**** this pandemic

By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 11:01 - Canada - Mirabel

Today, working from home and to escape my own toddler, I moved my work area into the bedroom. Perfect timing for the neighbor's toddler to scream at the top of his lungs. All day long, underneath my bedroom. I just wanted some peace and quiet to work. FML

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Night terrors

By Si123 - 15/08/2020 08:01

Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML

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abattior 18

Tuesday 1 July 2014 8:55

YDI for sleeping at work.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 1 July 2014 8:57

Tell them someone took your stapler.

Comments

dawood_k 27

Tuesday 1 July 2014 9:38

Luckily it was not an erotic dream and you making noises worse start touching yourself Now that would be an FML.....

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 1 July 2014 9:50

The nightmare was that he had fallen asleep at work and woke up screaming from a nightmare about falling asleep at work and waking up screaming from a nightmare... So the real question is, is the OP really awake or is this all still part of a nightmare?

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 12:25

Full ******* mind blown inception.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 1 July 2014 9:50

Work is for working not for sleeping

Aero_x 21

Tuesday 1 July 2014 10:13

FYL that your job is miserable enough to want to sleep on. I mean just look how much you give a shit :'(

stevothedevo 25

Wednesday 2 July 2014 19:05

Time to find something more exciting

Jadex64 12

Tuesday 1 July 2014 10:35

You work In a cubical that must suck

Draxanoth 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 10:37

You're at work to work, not sleep. YDI bro. Unless you have like narcolepsy or something.

JJ_86 22

Tuesday 1 July 2014 11:34

Maybe OP couldn't help it. I'm sure everyone with a boring cubicle work feel drowsy some time or the other. He just need to get enough sleep at night.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:10

Or worse. I was in one of the most boring meetings. The worse part is when you KNOW you're falling asleep and trying to struggle against it. The only thing more obvious than ones head jerking back from waking up would be screaming awake from night terrors.