Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Testing the waters - FML

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Spicy

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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magicrock 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well does he really love her now?

ohdearkristen 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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darkinners 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:10

I'd kick in his nuts if I were you. Sorry op, this sucks. You deserve a lot better

_words_of_wisdom 4

Monday 12 December 2011 5:23

wow kick him in the nuts really? what the hell is wrong with you? you dont kick a guy's testicles just because he was being a dick, its her fault for sleeping with him anyway. its not like he forced he to do it. jesus christ

workoutfreak 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:14

Lol that does suck but most girls first times are shitty from what I hear

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:05

Wait.. If he/she gets a virginity does that make he/she a virgin again? Since that person "found" a be virginity to keep and own? God this conversation got me thinking lol

NullPointer 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:11

To people suggesting she be violent: you are idiots. It sucks what happened though... I wonder how long she was dating him though. If you're virginity means that much to you you should wait a while to make sure that he / she is the right person. Not saying that she didn't, but it doesn't sound like it.

Jeffcando 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:54

either he's a damn good liar or your a ****..sorry

nabesh 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:00

Did he gets the answer?

silhouettelove 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 14:59

Thats why you're not suppose to have sex unless you all are in a relationship and in love. Just sayin.

Rackul 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:52

You deserved it... You shouldnt share that with everyone because you only get one shot

ninjaCarebear 17

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:43

Does anyone notice that she gave up her virginity to a guy who has a girlfriend? I say YDI for giving it to a guy you don't know well enough.

inSayne 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:39

Was his name Scumbag Steve? Because he seems like the scum of the earth...

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