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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

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Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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magicrock 8

Well does he really love her now?

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ohdearkristen 0

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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_words_of_wisdom 4

to all the people who say "kick him in the balls" you obviously havent been kicked in the balls before. and anyone who says "you havent gone through childbirth before" i would GLADLY choose childbirth over kicked in the balls. trust me it has been proven that getting kicked in the testicles hurts far more than child birth and most of the time comes with permanent side effects like urinating blood, never being able to have kids just to name a few. i almost feel like throwing up just thinking about getting kicked in the balls, dont even joke about that shit.

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_words_of_wisdom 4

and when you are giving birth, there tends to be a lot of crying and screaming "and ive seen a guy get kicked in the balls, he didnt cry" thats because it hurts so much you CANT cry, trust me, you try to cry but nothing comes out, its like someone slit your back open, ripped your ribs out then jammed a knife in your lungs for the entire week. and like i said, not to mention any possible permanent side effects.

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french_vulpix 19

If your virginity was that special to you, you should have gotten to know the guy first. If did but didn't care that he had a girlfriend... Well, either way you made a poor choice.

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unicornunit 0

"if he still truly loves his girlfriend"? well if you knew he had a gf u must not care about who u lose it too.. if he means his ex, then that sucks D:

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Merritt123 1

ok so to that person who was talking about being kicked in the balls. Your information is wrong buddy. It's never been scientifically proven that it's more painful to be kicked in the balls than childbirth... first of all, they have done tests and studies show that childbirth is tons more painful than getting kicked in the balls. Then u back up that arguement by saying that getting kicked in the balls leads to medical problems like urinating blood and infertility...well buddy, i guess ur forgetting that prior to modern medicine, thousands of women would DIE during childbirth. Death during childbirth was pretty common in the old days and still happens now. Yes know theres better medical care and medicines so death during childbirth is less common but it still remains one of the most painful thing a person can go through and trumphs getting kicked in the balls by a long shot. Also, theres medicine to help ur aching balls too. Sorry dude but ur arguemnt was just stupid.

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RickX 0

don't give it up so easy next time

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DeViLgRiLo 1

wow!!! What an asshole!! I'd tell his girlfriend just to piss him off!!!! Sorry chick!!

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