Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Testing the waters - FML

Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By sexisntfun - 30/03/2015 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Spicy

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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magicrock 8

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:36

Well does he really love her now?

ohdearkristen 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:38

Damn.. sorry OP :( that really sucks. He's a dick

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alexandria928m 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:44

Maybe you shouldn't have slept with a guy that has a girlfriend?

Li3 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:17

Shit happens. sorry that guy was an ass. but at least you could be a bitch and tell his gf ^.^

littlebbitch 0

Monday 26 December 2011 22:02

omg.. what an ass you should have kicked his so hard he would never be able to have sex again!!

ambrii94 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:48

What an ass

mikemotox105 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 6:58

Ha

BethanyC 6

Friday 30 December 2011 6:23

You should have come back with "well, she probably doesn't love YOU if the sex is always that bad"

crownroyalblack 0

Friday 30 December 2011 11:22

Hopefully u didn't loose your anal virginity the same day!:*

Rainbow101365 5

Saturday 31 December 2011 11:05

sobweird i was thinking about this very topic hahaha

XenaLover1 0

Friday 6 January 2012 9:10

Well he's a douche. You should talk to me more about this. The same thing happend to me. If you wanna talk I'm here

kei1108 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:16

I'm sorry that you fell for that idiots tricks. Message to anyone else who is thinking about giving up their virginity early, or to someone they barely know, or have been with for less than a year or two; DON'T DO IT!

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