Sex, Cute and Love: Thank you for being there for me

Thank you for being there for me

By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years-old. FML

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zanna_winchester 11

Monday 5 January 2015 12:16

That's very polite of mister winky!!

sturschaedel 27

Monday 5 January 2015 12:22

He waited until after the sex. I don't see anything wrong with that, plus he said it was amazing. Take the compliment and laugh at his joke.

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finalyearsofhate 22

Monday 5 January 2015 12:48

lighten up, op. a sense of humor is a great thing, especially in the bedroom.

dawood_k 27

Monday 5 January 2015 12:50

You should name him...

pooldude 24

Monday 5 January 2015 13:00

oh come on!! a man can't even talk to his penis??

Erebus_Terror 12

Monday 5 January 2015 21:18

*with, in this case

ShelbyLynn98 11

Monday 5 January 2015 13:03

I think That's hilarious! I would have laughed my ass off.

1dvos_grl3 21

Monday 5 January 2015 13:05

hey at least you were good

MissBehavin77 18

Monday 5 January 2015 13:07

You got to have sex then you got complimented afterwards, Im sure his cute goofiness was worth it.

ToxicTyrael 26

Monday 5 January 2015 13:13

So what? He's got some sense of humor.

interesting33 36

Monday 5 January 2015 13:13

Your boyfriend is, in my opinion at this present time, awesome.

hopenopedope 13

Monday 5 January 2015 13:19

that's actually super cute. Atleast he thought you were good. :)

Jinxsie 27

Monday 5 January 2015 13:22

If my boyfriend said that then I would make his Winky give me a "standing" ovation. ;) Being weird is fun!

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