Health and Transportation: Thanks for your help

Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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GET ME OUT!

By bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By blackedout - 06/10/2009 05:25 - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 22 March 2013 19:18

There were 25 people who stepped over you and passed out? You may need to wear less perfume, or something.

Lothem 4

Friday 22 March 2013 19:12

That's how the world goes today unfortunately.

Comments

etoilenuit 15

Friday 22 March 2013 20:13

Wow this is terrible! So sorry :-(

rinnai 6

Friday 22 March 2013 20:20

I don't get it. The people around you were passed out too? As in unconscious? Or you meant to say that no one around you helped you?

rinnai 6

Friday 22 March 2013 20:25

Sorry I get it now lol. It seemed like you were saying that the people around you were passed out.

twistychristy 5

Friday 22 March 2013 20:25

Hey, at least you weren't robbed.

journeytotheend 16

Friday 22 March 2013 20:27

They all probably thought "look at this drunk SOB"

naasatisfn 9

Friday 22 March 2013 20:39

Maybe you looked like a hobo.

iforgavelennon 7

Saturday 23 March 2013 1:27

Errr, the average non-hobo does not look like a hobo.

Enslaved 36

Friday 22 March 2013 20:45

Sadly, some people just don't seem to want/or are scared to get involved. However, maybe the ones that witnessed you fall, did check on you and your vital signs-- (which were there since you came to on your own) then thought you were drunk and just needed to sleep it off. I'm trying to be optimistic. Grasping at straws. I once watched a video surveillance on the news, of an elderly lady that fell over and died on the floor while at a hospital waiting room. Nurse after nurse walked by, looked at her and continued to go about their business. She was dead over 40 minutes before anyone realized her had died. ): That was somebody's love one!

Steve95401 49

Friday 22 March 2013 21:10

I hope nobody teabagged you while you were lying on the subway platform.

SquidInTheSky99 19

Friday 22 March 2013 21:16

Do you live in New York City?

OlgaCornmuffin 7

Friday 22 March 2013 21:18

Next time you go on the subway, tether a tip jar to your pants. That way, even when you're passed out, you can still make a profit off those 25 people!

datmoetpijndoen 3

Friday 22 March 2013 21:51

I tried to change my mindset and always help people in need, but it really turned on me. Some people thanked me, but I've also gotten punched in the face and yelled at Now I don't know if I should continu to help or go back to minding my own business. But if I would see someone pass out, I would help. I'm sorry there was nobody who felt like helping you OP.