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By daddy - 22/12/2008 05:43 - France

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where were the police? They were 500 m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

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By Mike - 27/05/2021 02:01

Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By Timebaseboy - 21/10/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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shinigami777 1

Monday 16 March 2009 10:36

I wanna meet the douche bags who think you deserved this. I mean WTF?!

HanisMan01 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:30

I thought it was funny....a scooter haha

Comments

Rob1234 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:47

This is a lie your not required to have mirrors

mserrato 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:04

Thats what i call teamwork

EmoSquirrel 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 18:19

Lol... Scooter.. But really that must be a pain. And I bet they didn't listen to your explanation.

StormyZero 11

Monday 21 January 2013 18:05

For all you know they took the mirrors so they could give you a ticket

neilyweily88 9

Sunday 19 May 2013 18:08

I didn't know police stop scooters

TobiasF 3

Sunday 5 October 2014 5:04

You should thoroughly reflect on this incident...trust me I am an AnalRapist -Analyst therapist

HighasaCloud 46

Saturday 3 January 2015 21:46

Police were waiting for you to get on your scooter and drive away? Hmmm... how convenient....

RiddleMePancake 12

Thursday 28 January 2016 0:48

maybe they stole em!

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