School, Bodyshaming, Exams and Teenagers: Thanks, I guess… - FML

Thanks, I guess…

By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML

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tuppencej777 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Is she wrong?

dtbomb 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:17

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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MarijuanaPanda 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 3:23

you should give her a condom and say I know how much ***** like these

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:54

OP... I hope you unwrapped it hurriedly then shoved it in her f-in mouth.... replying "no, fat people like me, like pie, ya dumb bitch!"

Barney_Rubble_75 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 21:05

revenge is a dish best served cold. next test, give her all the wrong answers.

denzell 6

Wednesday 18 May 2011 23:26

well u got a free Twinkie at least

Chandy_fml 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 2:24

That's what you get for being a cheater. Be careful which head you think with or you might get expelled next time. Yes, the person giving answers willingly is just as guilty as the person taking them.

tstevenson 0

Friday 20 May 2011 15:04

this just got added my favorites!!!

ohmek 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:27

Man i haven't had a twinkie in a long time. I should go get one.

qbs05 0

Monday 23 May 2011 6:52

what a bitch!!!

lovecookie1 1

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:16

well watcha think she'd give u for test answers?! did u eat the twinkie?

Professor59 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:55

Sounds like a teaching opportunity: Get the payment UP FRONT.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "obsessed" with my new female coworker. She gave me a piece of paper with dozens of tally marks on it. What were the tally marks keeping count of? Every time I've mentioned my coworker to my girlfriend. FML

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

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Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

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Today, my mom saw a picture of the moon and asked me what "those big spots" were. She actually thought the craters were continents and tried correcting me when I told her what they were. Then I almost got into trouble for being disrespectful. FML

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Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML

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Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML

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