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By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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Top comments

dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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Comments

TrinityisLife 22

Yes, she's wrong! My fatass would've wanted a cupcake. >_> FAT PEOPLE WANT CUPCAKES DAMMIT!

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simply_improper 1

lmao thats great. thats what you get for being gullible and a pervert. not to mention karma for helping someone cheat. =p ydi

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plataapusss 0

hahahaha first comment made me laughhhh out loud. you should have asked what it was

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PurpleRae420 0

 What a ******* bitch!!!

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imacreeper 3

84, I don't understand your comment.

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13yearoldboy 0

twinkles are delicious! and I'm not fat!

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robotiick 12

97- I can see ur pic saying tht

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ahole123 0

How is this a FML? You got a Twinkie

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ivan_m25 0

that is realy ****** up. is that the kind of thanks you get for being nice and helping someone?

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zniltiaC 19

97 - From where I'm from, I've never seen or eaten a Twinkie. But I obviously knew it was a food. -__- Gosh, are you stupid?

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dollarstorepwnr 3

your a ******* dick holding ass wipe... the op didnt deserve this treatment... i mean he completely saved this babes ass, the least she could do was give head u ******* retard... go jump off a cliff and NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GO ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN... fag

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dollarstorepwnr 3

lol its fun doing that shit to people lmfao

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thisdue1775 0

Id get an erection ;)

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sheethapins 13

154 Read the comment first, jump to conclusions later.

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staceysgenesis16 0

well she has a point.

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fmlwmty 0

twinkies = Yumm so stop complaining that's what you get for cheating at least you didn't get caught

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isaidexcuseme 0

154, ur right u do have a bad case of 24/7 pms

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UnderTheMoon 0

Yes, twinkies are gross.

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skreech96 0

well I am pretty damn fat and don't like twinkies or any junk food really. I'm only fat because I don't exercise. I eat fairly healthy. oh yeah, fast food isn't to great either. and so I close with this: you are a prick.

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imacreeper 3

154, I was referring to 84's comment. gosh, are you stupid?

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cookie_3008 4

^ you fail x 2 1. For not knowing what #97 is really talking about and calling names. 2. For never even seen a Twinkie.

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Jonscarl 0

hahaahhahahaha. sucks to be a pervert.

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dre_bro11 12

OP, next time they ask, give them the wrong answers. And then ask for another Twinkie.

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15thPrestige 0

What's an *itch? or if you spelt wrong and meant to say itch then you shouldn't tell us about your *itchings.

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maidofawesome 0

Well that's what you get for thinking

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urdirtyolduncle 15

OP should've taken his penis out and say, "I know how much skinny people love stick figures."

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Tcaret300 12

At first I thought twinkie was dirty, then I thought about it and well laughed a bit...

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uncbballwins 0

She might have meant it not to eat, but for some anal pleasures.

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ChickenDoggiesWh 0

...dirty?

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iReadFmlsFml 0

What exactly did you expect to get, you seriously sound like you're in elementary school.... or you're a teacher there (pedo-alert).

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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can you say you felt... "cheated" Sincerely, Your useless superhero Bad Pun Man.

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alaskasfml 0

bad pun man, you are a better superhero than batman

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AriTheAirhead 10

Ikr! it's like, the only cool thing about batman is his car. xD

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eatmyshortssss1 8

*puts on sunglasses* YEEEEAAAAAAH

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dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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CodingSquirrel 3

I know! I love BJs, you can buy everything in bulk there.

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raelynj24 3

OMG my day is also made and it's only 5 in the morning I hope your very proud! lol

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tygerarmy 35

Or you say thanks for the cream filling, let me give you some of my own.

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BoCo_fml 9

You can buy Twinkies in bulk at BJ's!!!

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traze 7

You got played hard fat boy. Next time ask to pay up front.

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kingtz 6

When she comes back for the next test, say,"Pleasure first, then...maybe answers." And then make her pleasure you three or four times before you give her anything.

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traze 7

Hell yeah in class...she just drop her contacts....

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thebestof1984 0

I swear I saw this a few months ago... Hmmm.....

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chino627 0

tryout for the football team then see what she says then call her a bitch

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prince122 0

where you high as **** when you wrote this?

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chino627 0

nah my 14 year old sister got a hold of my phone I didn't notice the comment till right now when I read this fml

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jessecax 0

and that's when you say "then suck on my twinkie! the cream will come out for you soon enough." :F

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eatsocks 0

ohbaby :D someone has been studying cx

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nephilim241 19

should've given her wrong answers like "that was a test.. you failed.. *noms twinkie* :-)"

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