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By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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teague95 16

life's not a porno what did you think she meant

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BAMF519 0

haha that one made me laugh ur funny!

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Killerturtle 11

Thats just sad :/

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pitchblease 2

I'm kind of fat and hate twinkles, so yeah.

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fjretsel 1

Were your answers to the test all "chuck Norris"????

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jablome 6

I'm betting OP graciously took the Twinkie and promptly went home to **** the cream filling out of it with the intent of eating it afterwards.

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Trixness 3

only one f-ing twinkie? bish I deserve two for giving you the answers

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BigJ365 4

man people always do that they always think fat people love twinkles that's not true I'm fat and I don't like two like twinkles at all and never had one

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dougierocks 13

you'll know better for next time! how did you know what the questions were going to be?

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jSOPURE 3

Would you have preferred a Ding Dong? :)

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