School, Bodyshaming, Exams and Teenagers: Thanks, I guess…

Thanks, I guess…

By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML

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tuppencej777 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Is she wrong?

dtbomb 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:17

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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MuhammadsTeenGF 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:17

Don't defend her. She was deceitful and knew what she was implying. Women have shy morals.

somename1223132 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:20

u should have asked her to suck ure twinky

JesterMarcus 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:27

So she knows you're dumb yet still copied off you?

shantellmarie 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:34

birdfreak 24

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:42

I think everyone has their own terms on fat maybe you've reached hers?

Hidan_fml 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:48

What the ****? Did she just pull a random twinkie out of her ass?

heyred 11

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:48

The Twinkie would probably last longer anyway.

KoolKat369 5

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:55

hey, fat ppl do love Twinkie though!!

ConradDavid 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:03

that's when you pull out a ding dong and say "I know how much ****** love ding dongs" =D

GeneralMotors 23

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:08

YDI for cheating.

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