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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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You deserved it 3 797

By rioght onnn - 20/05/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 804

By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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hazz_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:12

The elderly these days ¬_¬

ubbernoob 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:33

Whatever, you know you liked it.

Comments

sagittaurus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 1:45

haha, 9, i love you.

Nickodemus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 7:59

Dude, it's your fault for leading her on, you sly grave robber, you. YDI to the max. hahahahaaha #19 wins today.

MasaMushia 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 11:13

So.... did you hit it?

Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 16:27

She just knows she won't have to register as a sex offender if you report it. Imagine if an old man reached down a young girl's pocket and groped her like that? Or even, for that matter, reached toward that area? He would be in the national news and would never be able to live it down. This old lady just generated an FML (given that it really happened).

OuttaMind 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:49

Oh my God, eww.

jdpwnsyou 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:00

So, was she hot?

skeksis 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:24

You should've tried for a whole dollar.

ah_haha 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 8:28

#7 and #12 made me LOL, but it's really not funny when you think about it, poor poster, hope you won't be mentally distressed by this.

iguess222 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:07

Shes my idol. Thats awesome!

stokd 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:51

A friend of mine and I used to work at a grocery store in a small town back home. We had to head out every day and do deliveries. This happened frequently.