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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 718

By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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You deserved it 23 226

By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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You deserved it 4 014

By lillymean - 03/02/2012 01:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

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You deserved it 6 116

By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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You deserved it 5 005

acmariner99 25

Friday 2 November 2018 3:32

Well ... what did you say?

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 2 November 2018 3:54

Some things absolutely cannot wait, and this situation involves two such things.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 2 November 2018 17:13

Talk about a shitty propoosal. I'll see myself out.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 2 November 2018 18:28

Please do. Immediately.

BloodyButUnbowed 31

Friday 2 November 2018 18:18

Well, on the bright side, you will easily win any "worst proposal" contest you ever find yourself in.

sunshineandroses 9

Friday 2 November 2018 22:29

did he remember it when he sobered up?

magnumpeyote66 6

Saturday 3 November 2018 15:39

We all must know Did you say yes?

1gullible_bugger 34

Tuesday 6 November 2018 8:27

you could look at it as a compliment. He's comfortable enough with you to walk right into the bathroom. Haha

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