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Thanks, I guess…

By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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You deserved it 518

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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You deserved it 19 197

Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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You deserved it 5 064

By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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You deserved it 5 547

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 38 618

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 462

By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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You deserved it 243

When karma does its job

By Anonymous - 17/02/2020 18:00

Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 022

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 05:30 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

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You deserved it 14 094

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 3 833

Bigmouth

By XxespoxX - 11/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML

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You deserved it 102 175

staaacey 30

Monday 19 August 2019 2:12

I'd like someone sticking up for me. are you sure he was weird and not just trying to help?

jojimugo 20

Monday 19 August 2019 2:09

Not all hero’s wear a cape

Comments

Kristoffer 35

Monday 19 August 2019 11:06

Did you thank him? I hope so. He did a nice thing for you.

ojosRojos 28

Monday 19 August 2019 12:41

I clicked YDI but in a good way. You deserved to have someone stick up for you when those other guys were being pervy

cheesebond 29

Monday 19 August 2019 12:48

If you’re mad that they said you had a nice ass then how can you say the guy was weird for helping you?! If that’s the case then you deserved it and didn’t deserve his help. You’re ungrateful.

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 19 August 2019 22:32

so, is the fml here that you WANTED the attention, and the "weird guy" basically twat swatted you??

Lurker1 9

Tuesday 20 August 2019 2:20

This is why guys have stopped being nice. Try to help a girl out and stop harassment only to get called weird or sometimes worse. I've done the same as this guy, saw a girl getting catcalled at a bar by two guys making her very uncomfortable so I told them that she was my sister and to piss off, she brought me a drink and said thank you. On the other hand I've held the door open for a girl walking behind me and was slapped and called a misogynistic pig. Its very hit and miss these days.

PenguinPal3017 19

Wednesday 21 August 2019 0:13

I guess they never miss, huh?

SaucierGirl 20

Tuesday 20 August 2019 5:50

I’d be glad that someone was standing up for me. New best friend?

0neiros 14

Thursday 22 August 2019 22:09

NO, he wasn't some weird dude, he was a guy who thought maybe you shouldn't be treated like a piece of meat, but with courtesy and decency, too ******* bad you don't