Awkward and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 19:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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JMichael 25

Thursday 13 March 2014 13:57

Your grandfather sounds like quite the character.

ThatPlankton 15

Thursday 13 March 2014 13:59

Pwoarr? is that an Australian mating call?

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thelittlemissy 29

Thursday 13 March 2014 14:45

Maybe there was a reason you hadn't met him for quite some time...

vanillagurll 5

Thursday 13 March 2014 15:06

Great grandpa

weveallbeenthere 30

Thursday 13 March 2014 16:12

wow, thats just wrong. But I'm glad you have nice ****.

scubanick 10

Thursday 13 March 2014 16:21

Ha ha yep he sounds like a fellow Aussie. Let me guess, a Queenslander?

rc89 9

Thursday 13 March 2014 16:40

sounds like the film bad grandpa

telli164 30

Thursday 13 March 2014 16:49

Ugh, that's so nasty!

Drag0nb0rn 22

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:22

Says the teenage girl who's profile pic is of herself nearly naked in front of a mirror

ScottEdwards 5

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:20

That's a very disturbing noise

martin8337 35

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:21

Grampa will be dirty old man until he's a dead old man.

shutupmichaela 18

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:38

sooo..... what's your phone number?

kay_pop69 6

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:45

I bet thy made his day

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Thanks, I hate it

Same thing different taste

Stay classy

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