Awkward and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 13/03/2014 09:34 - Australia

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 19:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By OhDearGodGrandad - 07/02/2016 17:59 - United Kingdom - Ilford

Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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JMichael 25

Thursday 13 March 2014 13:57

Your grandfather sounds like quite the character.

ThatPlankton 15

Thursday 13 March 2014 13:59

Pwoarr? is that an Australian mating call?

Comments

hazardmuffin 21

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:01

Aren't old people great?

FOR3V3R_DIF3R3NT 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:46

At least he didn't call you fat. I would take the compliment. That doesn't come along too often in my family. I would get pft really you got that hair cut or something worse that up couldn't repeat to human ears

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:47

He exuberantly recognizes that you've been blessed. Now if he had honked the horn or buffed the headlights then he would've been offsides and there would've been a flag on the play demanding some type of penalty.