Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Spicy

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 965

You deserved it 13 009

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

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Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

Comments

Carlie_McCartney 1

Monday 28 May 2012 5:27

That's true love

gohogs518 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 5:28

Hahaha that ******* sucks, you must stink bad girl. Try taking a shower everyone once in a while you dirty ****

dakatabg 31

Saturday 11 May 2013 8:13

Must be pretty spicy

gallaeo 21

Friday 19 July 2013 17:46

I would take that as a pretty blatant hint lol

ashleyylove3 22

Friday 13 December 2013 5:45

Clean that shit

snivellus 6

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:23

wash it with just water and a cloth, the ****** is self cleaning and soap can get rid of the good bacteria and **** up your pH balance, causing yeast or bacterial infections and bad smells.

PrincessLily8402 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:40

WTF does it smell like? Take a shower, nasty! Gross!!

rgetting 24

Thursday 23 June 2016 4:35

Sorry, that actually made me laugh out loud.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 30 December 2018 8:05

Everyone telling her to wash. He didn't say her ****** smells. He's saying he'd still love her if it did smell....

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