Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it - FML

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Spicy

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Spicy

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Top comments

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

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rrawrrrachel 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:54

your shit stankkss

sexyredhead8 0

Monday 28 March 2011 2:29

drink less dr. pepper

hall1234 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:10

damnnnnn lmfao!!!!!

NinjaSmurf777 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:51

Wash it then

mightyfinelugnut 1

Monday 11 April 2011 7:54

tuna and menthol, yummy!

HustnWeHavAProbl 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:40

ya thts gross

jcole1997 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:54

That is disgusting. A woman who does not pay attention to hygiene shouldn't have a man at all. Gross.

sexyactionnick 0

Monday 25 April 2011 2:04

If you have a stanky ******, then you are beyond lucky he's stayed around. What, is he supposed to pretend it smells like roses? He's the one who has to stick his face down there. Clean that shit out, pronto.

cryssycakesx3 22

Tuesday 20 May 2014 0:04

he doesn't *have* to.

raychul16 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 22:38

I think I just puked a little bit. :X

isac1234 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:18

use CLOROX to clean under there

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