By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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angelove737 1

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

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kenltd 0

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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greenman_fml 0

tic-tacs are your friend. another alternative: peanut butter

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tmcnatt2012 0

if you knew this WHY did u marry him smart one?

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brasilbabe 0

peanut butter works?

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baden18830 5

everyone has stinky breath. you can brush your teeth well and exhale in someones face within I've minutes and it's still not pleasant. grow up.

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

and the people of FML will always have OP as a complainer!

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angelove737 1

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

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kenltd 0

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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BamaNate8807 0

Hahahaha major win!! and likely true!

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PotatoesAndCake 26

Friendly reminder, there's a button in which enables you to agree with someone's comment. You don't have to take the time out of your day to type it instead! Isn't that great?

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12

No....typical that it's guys agreeing with this dumbarse comment 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂 his breath stinks. Don't try to blame it on her.

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azraelthemongo 0

#4 Quoted. and yeah maybe you shouldn't bich about it since it's not really FML considering this has been going on for some time and will, as you put it, go on undefinitely.

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PLUR33 0

You never approached the issue before, so it must not be much of a problem for you.

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roflbubbles 0

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mmmrabies 0

You look too young to be saying words like that. ^

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CantStopTheMetal 0

yeah, ******* twelve year old. "you" is one of the simplest words out there, learn how to spell it.

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megitts 0

get a grip on your self what are you like 12?

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unclebunny 7

19? Yeah right my butt is 19. 13 maybe.

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Laeif 0

Maybe you should try not being a bitch.

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