Love, Sex, Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Reserved

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

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You deserved it 22 987

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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You deserved it 6 657

By FMluck - 26/02/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I was teasing my boyfriend telling him that my butt was so much cuter than his and that at least mine wasn't smelly stinky or hairy. Then he said yeah, I just wish that your vag was the same way. FML

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You deserved it 67 721

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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You deserved it 117 395

By emopoe - 06/09/2011 15:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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You deserved it 13 009

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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You deserved it 3 525

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 914

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

Maybe you should wash it then?

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

oh that's nasty -Cleveland

Comments

marissabunge23 0

Monday 14 March 2011 4:16

that's disgusting...do something about it.

srjohnson2 1

Monday 14 March 2011 20:17

Sorry you are getting such immature and mean comments! Hopefully you read this one! It sounds like you might have a Bacterial infection which is a very common thing! (That no one wants to talk about) Go to your doctor for an exam, if thats what it is then it can be fixed with antibiotics. I discovered that thong underwear was the culprit for mine! The other thing is wiping the wrong way. No matter how careful you might think you are, there is no way you can avoid spreading bad bacteria to your ******. Good luck, and maybe you should think twice about being married to someone so cruel! He could have brought it up in a concerned/respectful way.