Mental health, Depression, Parents and Dad jokes: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 252

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Vicious dog

By onefmlafteranother - 15/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was laying my head on my dad's dog when he walked in. I jokingly asked my dad, "I'm cuddling with your dog, are you jealous?" At that moment, the dog lets a massive, earth-quaking fart and my dad promptly responded, "Nope!" FML

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By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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You deserved it 5 812

By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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Convoluted

By Anonymous - 14/11/2023 04:00

Today, while at home, I accidentally let out a big, loud fart near my dad. When he asked what the noise was, I blamed it on the cat. I remembered too late that we don't have a cat. My dad caught on quickly and grounded me for lying in front of him. FML

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You deserved it 716

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:06

haha yay dad

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:08

Im sorry, but u have a funny dad :)

Comments

amcphun 0

Friday 7 January 2011 15:07

Lmfao that's great!

LemonStarship 5

Friday 7 January 2011 15:10

Hahaha I could so see my dad doing this. Funny when you think about it though.

dmayhemc 0

Friday 7 January 2011 15:39

that fart is just a smidge shy of a teabagging. you should get new parents.

amiemariej 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:23

watch for signs of pink eye

Loulabelle 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:41

Lighten up people this is funny as ****!

Snake867 1

Friday 7 January 2011 17:00

Maybe he found it necessary to fart in your face because you find it necessary to use big words in a FML post. FML is no place for your dictionary word of the day app.

neppy 6

Friday 7 January 2011 17:41

Do you really think "melancholy" is a big word? Are you 8, by any chance?

carpediemryders 0

Friday 7 January 2011 17:40

your dad... WIN, I laughed so hard that's something I'd do to my kids too.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 7 January 2011 18:28

hey, as much as it sucks to have to have a blast of ass gas from the past while you lay in the grass, you have to admit -- it's funny! good to know mom and dad are getting along well (albeit at the sacrifice of your olfactory nerve)! |the kid|