By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:59 - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML
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Doortje 29

Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.

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iSitt 0

pop a zit on her oranges

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orangetshirt 0

YDI for being a ginger.

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Liips 0

Stupid that people call redheads ginger... Ginger isn't even red...

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

squeeze the peel in here eye. that's shit hurts like a bitch!!

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EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

20 pounds is nothing dont be a baby

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MrFerret 0

You should have done the Christian thing, and turned the other cheek. Then stare deep into her eyes and say your soul needs a little work cause your going to hell! Bwwaahaha burn muthaf***a!!!!

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hiddydiddy 0

Or maybe she thought it was a nice thing and was just trying to help. cheer up!

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unfortunate_13 5

yeah right, and justin bieber is a great singer, too.

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iamthellamaking 0

she's terrible isn't she as bad as doc bastard

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iamthellamaking 0

marketing to a bunch of little 5 year old girls so he can go all pedo on them in a few years

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iamthellamaking 0

go figure first day with an FML account and I get moded sirin if you read this(it's probably sirin) get off FML for 2011

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Mehness 0

20 - Autotune actually is an amazing singer. Fix'd.

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Doortje 29

Wow, I would've thrown those oranges at her ignorant face. At least I like to think that's what I would've done. What a bitch.

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iamthellamaking 0

I would have thrown her face at them unless she was fat

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unidentified_sta 5

>I like to think that's what I would've done Of course you would. But pretty much everyone else thinks the same way but really wouldn't do a thing if they were in the described circumstances.

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Doortje 29

Yes #26, that's pretty much what I said.

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BoredomKillsinc 0

being in the customer service biz sucks balls. you have to nice to them or else you get chained up in the dungeon again...

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viedemerde3007 0

only 20 pounds?! OP = pussy

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UTTU 0

Agreed. YDI for thinking 20 pounds is heavy.

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MarshTronic 3

Actually, OP lifted the box for the other woman, shouldn't you be insulting the bitch who was rude to OP?

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blackicysheep 8

Well it was obviously at her place of work, so OP had to carry the oranges. Also, 20 pounds is nothing. YDI for being weak.

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LuxAeterna_fml 0

No where in the FML says she was complaining about the weight, she was just describing the weight of the box she had to carry.

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blackicysheep 8

Well she put the weight there for a reason...

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trivel64 16

If OP had just said "box of oranges" then it would sound even more pathetic.

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nicesprites 4

no I used it for a while and it made it worse. it doesn't work the same for everybody

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chelle_starlight 0

you did the right thing, op...don't worry, what comes around, goes around...karma will be visiting her shortly...

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Havin 19

You forgot to add 'muhahahahaha'.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Yea seriously. 20 punds isn't crap. Well anyways. You should wash your face more. Noone likes to be staring into a pizza face

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pinkdottedbow 0

Washing your face does nothing if you have an actual problem, dipshit.

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capricaz 0

You ass. People with acne are known to over-wash their faces with no improvement whatsoever. People with actual problems sometimes take pills that can damage your liver and STILL have a problem after treatment. I hate ignorant people like you. High schools are full of these fuckwats.

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humhum6 0

He should've said "And you need to get that attitude sorted out!"

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