By longlostkid556 - 05/06/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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CasualZombie 6

is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?

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CasualZombie 6

is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?

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opendoorclosed 8

Tell the girl your dad fell of a bike a few years ago, and got brain damage. :D

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btnhdude 0

okay opendoorclosed, your dad fell off a bike and got brain damage.

boyguydudemalema 0

what's up with giggling dad fmls these days . . . i noticed a raise in their numbers, either its the same giggling dad or there is just a whole bunch of em out there.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

ok was I the only one that noticed 1 called the OP a girl at an attempt to make a joke. the OP is a guy so he cannot be Meg. sorry but it had to be said.

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CasualZombie 6

well there is a 99% chance Meg is a lesbian.

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The_Moustache 6

Well there is a 99% chance Meg is a guy.

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tsim_fml 0

51 - I'm pretty sure Meg is a guy.

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CasualZombie 6

haha that too.

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JohannMedina 0

Kids these days. Oh wait, Dads these days.

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hilda_kitty 16

57 - Meg is a girl from Family Guy. She's the daughter of Peter Griffin. Or at least that's what I think, never watched the series.

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hilda_kitty 16

Wait, nevermind. Sorry 57, didn't realise that was a joke. IDIOTS UNITE!

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magentaballoon15 8

1 are u an idiot, OP is a guy , and is not likely Meg

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

76, You're an idiot for not punctuating your sentence.

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cody402 7

megs a lesbian so she would have a girl crush

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RileyL29 0

101- No.. Meg ends up getting a sex change and marrying a man. (:

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atomicbaboon 0

like what? megina?

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atomicbaboon 0

it bounced off newton's head, rolled down the hill, and landed in a river which carried it very far away.

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Lynne2 0

try to get Ppl to say ur pics funny? it's not....

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bambiemassacre 0

causalzombie is Rly hot.. just saying

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Shazra 9

Just imagining the dad sticking his butt in the doorway, farting, and running away chortling like Peter makes me laugh my ass off XD

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whybother8 0

wow would u do that to ur kid???

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6joe9 0

because its hilarious !!! but in the same time this FML is hard to believe.

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iSitt 0

it's revenge for the embarassing things their kids did when they were toddlers

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TillyTime 4

@1 did u realize it was a GIRL that HE had a crush on??

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volley4eva1698 0

it never said OP was a straight guy either

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Bizenghastly 0

YOU MEAN MEG GRIFFIN'S NOT A GUY???!!! (jk)

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supernerd352 7

55 such bad words for one so young. ******* america!!!

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teresa96706 29

was your crush's reaction giggling? because if so, that could be a good sign that you still have a chance with her, if it's a disgusted face, then I'm not so certain.

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Carpy 8

Meh, that's one awkward moment down with many more to come. If she laughed or didn't think it was a big deal then she's laid back & you shouldn't worry much about it.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Exactly. It's a decent test. OP, you are not your parents. Everyone has been embarassed by his/her family or friends at some point in life. Don't make it about you. Laugh it offand move on.

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MrXerxes5 6

@3 meg at one point does have a sex change operation though! and most people do think of her as a dude anyway. c'mon craig hoffman said he doesn't date dudes so she must really be a he.

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TheNinjaCat 10

that's a stinky situation! .....sorry "/

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btnhdude 0

I'll show you a stinky situation, in the backside.... of your head.

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