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By PiMan - 19/01/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2013 17:59 - United States - Wallingford

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By BrokeAF - 22/12/2016 12:21

Today, I eagerly applied for a high-salary, fully supportive graduate program that I qualified for. There were 5 steps in the application process. I was turned down after the first one. FML

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By level6 - 23/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 09:47 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML

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By Des - 11/05/2019 18:00

Today, it’s been 3 weeks since I had an interview for an internship this summer. I’ve applied to over 40 internships over the past 6 months, and this was the only interview I’ve had. I banked my entire summer on this. FML

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D_Thr33 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:50

You can dress it up all you want, but in the end, a pile of shit (your resume, cover letter and references) is still a pile of shit.

Rota 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:38

Never assume you'll get the job. You're just setting yourself up for disappointment.

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khizer 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:58

It does make sense because most of the time these organizations have "Auto Reply" set on the careers/job email address as soon as the vacancy is close.

melodyrose331 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 7:09

it's happened to me too. more times than i want to count.

blink_kid 32

Friday 27 July 2012 13:48

Sometimes just having the correct grammar isn't good enough. Massive competition for these internships :(

maddieex 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 15:33

That obviously means there was a major red flag in the resume that would stop them from reading any further and disqualify you immediately. Next time you should look up red flags in this certain area. Sorry, OP.