Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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CircusofValues 0

That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.

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snafu57 1

it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis

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Buggsii7 4

If ur a dude, could u even get that on ur pee pee!?

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jonasbrother4lif 5

Make sure to cover the snake before you shake and bake!

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sadiesue17 0

That's why you should wait until you're married!!!!

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frickme444 5

U might just have a urinary tract infection, those make peeing super painful too.

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michael99man 5

YDI. Those who don't use protection are little better than *****.

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Kalipczo 21

And you didn't use protection because...?

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

You should pick your bed mates better... Do some research on them ya know?

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gAt_d 26

Doesn't Frank Zappa have a song about that?

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Anustart 9

Moral of the story, if you're a guy, get with a girl.

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