Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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CircusofValues 0

That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.

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snafu57 1

it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis

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seeimdee 0

thats what you get for having sex before your married ;D sucks.

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BryonyBabs 0

Even if you wait to have sex after marriage, your partner might have and have an sti. Douche.

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ash92_fml 0

ugh, 'dont have sex before marriage'. hate you people get a ******* lifeee >.

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Uniquee_fml 0

damn tha fckn sucks ! sorry 4 yuh, next time make sure yuh kno if they have std's

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skybluebrains 0

damn that sucks but i think it can get cure with antibiotics

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e_seaberry 0

I don't get why so many people said you deserved it, that's ****** up. good luck with everything.

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tyty123_fml 0

wait if yhewr a boy nd hav a boyfriend then yhew r gay? I'm not sayin tht yhew deserve it buht how long hav yhew nd this boy been goin out? cuz yhew should kno almost evrything about him. I'm jzz sayin

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Mifflicious 18

#80, are you typing like that because you think it's cool/funny, or are you just really bad at spelling? Buht? Yhewr? Come one...

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missy2343 0

your life sucks and you also kinda deserved it cus yo ass should have been tested bitch hahahahaha

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lanester25 0

he has goneriah totally misspled but he has it in his butthole?? cause it says your a dude

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