Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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CircusofValues 0

That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.

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snafu57 1

it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis

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thighsofglory 0

That was so beautiful. I wept.

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justmyluck1212 0

That's what you get when you try to enter an exit sign.

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RaidenXS 0

anyone else kinda werided out that he said boy? not man?

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Twitch04 0

You're the ******. Be a little more closed-minded, will you?

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painandpeace 0

#46 and #55-**** off. And I'm straight for the record.

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piqqu 0

rape him in the butt to show him who's the MAN in the relationship! haha.

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lovestinks456 0

you waited two years to have sex??? that must have suck like hell!!! then getting gnorrea... ur life sucks!

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stonerjoe420 0

noone notices that the OP is a man who had sex with another man? IMO he deserves it for being gay!

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exquisite 0

2 years is plenty of time for both of you to have gotten your "check-ups" ....

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kimilei 0

No shit. 2 years is an awful long time to have all the necessary tests done to be sure you're both clean; I can't say YDI because its an awful thing to have, but as others have said, it's curable. Maybe this will teach you to be more careful with your partners--gay or straight. While you're at it, get both of you tested for other things as well. It's just plain stupid to assumed that the person you're having sex with is clean.

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queenconeja 0

considering u said the word 'boy' im guessing ur still really young, and im so sorry to hear that, but take it as a lesson learned.

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