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By Anonymous - 30/07/2014 08:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML

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You deserved it 5 136

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 237

You deserved it 3 444

By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 624

You deserved it 3 011

My little boy

By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 00:30

Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 123

You deserved it 106

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 401

By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 106

You deserved it 5 946

By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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You deserved it 2 227

Suspicious minds

By Hugh - 03/04/2021 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML

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You deserved it 165

Sussy Baka

By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 193

You deserved it 165

Remember planking?

By say dump him and i'll kill you - 29/12/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Soham

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 758

You deserved it 4 110

By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 434

You deserved it 2 935

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 30 July 2014 17:59

parenting at its finest hour

TerraShadow 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:09

Didn't they always say before every Jackass movie to not try this at home.

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TerraShadow 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:09

Didn't they always say before every Jackass movie to not try this at home.

hacksaw246 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:14

He didn't try it home. He did at the market so it's all good :D

DeltaDragonxx 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:16

13, your a jackass...

Nexoux 18

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:26

No...he's a hacksaw

DeltaDragonxx 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:38

I was being sarcastic...

bravesgirl55 11

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:15

#16, You're... If you're going to tell someone they're a jackass, make sure you don't look like one too.

DeltaDragonxx 20

Wednesday 30 July 2014 19:50

so I assume i have to to spell out sarcasm, when all it takes is common sense to realize it is?

Criticalvector 4

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:38

Coming from someone who can't spell lol

foxwasalamb 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 21:42

frankly 44, i don't even know why your sarcasm was needed in the first place. if you're trying to be funny, i still don't get it then

stargirl_95 24

Thursday 31 July 2014 0:30

That wasn't sarcasm though. That was either a poor cover up of a bad comment or an extremely poor attempt at sarcasm. For goodness sake it's like people don't even try anymore

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:10

Guessing you have to go shopping again, so double FYL sorry op

njgohard 16

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:14

Hi, I'm Steve-O-why do I have to be Steve-O? I really don't wanna be Steve-O right now.

baseballbv 17

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:15

Amazing how you shouldn't try that stuff at home! Even the Jackass crew was crippled by their stunts.

_FML_Austin_ 12

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:18

The dislike trolls are apparent on this post...

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 July 2014 18:20

Why would anyone want to emulate/replicate anything on "Jackass"?

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 30 July 2014 22:23

The only difference between Jackass and my childhood is that now lightweight reasonably priced video cameras are common. If we'd been able to afford one way back then, we'd have been famous too!