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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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Bye bye love

By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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You deserved it 3 129

By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By grossfoot - 31/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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By misc - 20/11/2010 10:40 - Australia

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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Artful dodger

By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my chemotherapy has knocked me so I couldn’t even climb stairs at the train station. Another passenger helped me to the top, which I was so grateful for until I realised he was a pickpocket. On one staircase he got away with my wallet, phone, earphones, and gold bracelet FML

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WOGBRO 6

Friday 1 April 2011 11:59

**** that person what a ****

mintcar 9

Friday 1 April 2011 12:04

FYL, I don't know what I would do if I lost my iPhone. Look on the bright side OP, at least I still have mine.

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GreenMaze 0

Friday 1 April 2011 18:13

just signed in on me.com and you'll see it using your apple account

franceypants 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:50

gotta love new york...

Lucky10 0

Friday 1 April 2011 23:06

Agreed i got one back in November and have not looked back since. op Ydi for being an Isheep

MissAwesomeness 4

Friday 1 April 2011 23:36

use the "find my iPhone" app.

GeneralMotors 23

Friday 1 April 2011 23:41

was it an iPhone 4? can you do the "Find My iPhone" on it?

here_for_laughs 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 0:51

Blondiebee88 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:04

don't you miss the days when phones weren't terrible to loose? now their like investments with our life all in them that can be ebayed

EvilPotato 14

Saturday 2 April 2011 3:26

How was the guy that stole you iPhone kind

newmomma2811 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 4:14

ugh that sucks for u

coolguy72 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 5:40

those are the famous massachusetts and Chicago subway train pickpocketers. one of them falls, the other one helps you up and the one that fell steals ur stuff.