That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
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Mikeskinner 7

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

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acerima 11

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

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DocBastard 38

I've heard "Dog is man's best friend", but this is ridiculous.

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Keevarou 17

More like mans best friend with benefits..?

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littlemeg 5

It's only "probably" a deal breaker?! I'd be the second fastest bitch outta there.

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pmadNess 16

Thank you! I'd out before he even finished the sentence!

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TheNewGuy03 28

So fast, even, that you miss verbs in your sentences!

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etchsanity1 11

Keep him away from the peanut butter and call ASPCA ;)

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Catkam623 27

Did anyone else hear Charlie sheen saying no Alan your supposed to have the dog lick the peanut butter off of you when they read this.

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cb1002630 11

Was this before or after deciding not to take a bath in chicken nuggets?

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Bakarra 22

Oh dang he sounds like a beast! iality...

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Vanillanougat 14

Your pun is bad and you should feel bad.

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THuD29 4

I really hope this is all a cruel joke, for OP's sake

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Keevarou 17

I thought it was ********** and not ***********.. But in some states it is ok, and in some countries. And who are you or anyone here to decide if it is ok or not? You have not really talked to that many who is into ********** I suppose, some I hve talked to shows care and love, not just lust. Aaaanyway!

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pmadNess 16

Uhhhh. Yeeeeah. The animal is so capable of expressing consent and has a say in the matter? "Ok sparky!" "One bark for anal, two for oral." "Goooooood doggie!"

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GwennaRose 22

Don't worry OP, he just likes it doggy style

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