Intimacy: That's a hard no from me, dawg

That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 22:59

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he had a thigh fetish, I thought it was cute, until I realised our sex life would mostly be him fawning all over my legs, then dry humping my knees. We’ve been together 3 months and I can count the number of actual shags I’ve had on one hand. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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Mikeskinner 7

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:44

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

acerima 11

Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:48

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

Comments

Minna_fml 14

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:33

I'll be in my lab.

Keevarou 17

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:46

And OP's boyfriend!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:38

Probably all started with the peanut butter trick!:P

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 19 March 2013 19:43

"Probably" a deal breaker? Given your user name, I suppose you were making the understatement of the month. And if he is engaging in whatever with Labradors, he is breaking the law. And...eww. Just...ew.