That's a hard no from me, dawg

By soontobesingle - 19/03/2013 11:30 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML
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Mikeskinner 7

Looks like you're... Barking up the wrong tree.

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acerima 11

Screw the puns, that is just sick.

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starw0lf 31

Hide all the Labs in the vicinity, quick!

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perdix 29

Probably? Labs are great dogs, but when the word "fetish" is in the same paragraph, you need to get the **** out and not look back. Anyways, a proper fetishist uses Great Danes like ZZ Top recommends.

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Keevarou 17

Did they not lie about sharp dressed men's too?

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perdix 29

Technically, no, being "sharped-dressed" is necessary, but not sufficient for every girl to be crazy about you. When your "wallet's fat" is when the insanity rate approaches 100%.

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yeti37 16

Cuz once you go Black Lab you never go back! (Or so I've heard...)

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baseline59 3

That's pretty sick, I'm outta here. If you need me I'll be in my lab.

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skyeyez9 24

I am pretty sure that is against the law. Poor dog.....

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Keevarou 17

Am I the only one not fussing over this thing..? Several people like different things, some gets a Hardon for dogs/horses/animals, while other do it for their father, sister, uncle, brother. There are some difference between thinking and doing it, people should usually not be judges for things they like or find sexually attractive

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DjeePee 24

I agree with you, BUT if your biggest sexual fantasy is to hump a dog, 1) you probably really want to do it - I know I want to fulfill the majority of my sexual fantasies - and 2) you can be fairly certain that this is a huge deal for the partner, emotional (a dog is more arrousing than me) and physical (he has stuck the same penis that is now inside me, in a dog). This IS a deal breaker. OP has the right to be upset.

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Keevarou 17

I see, there may be some emotional problems, but to be honest, I would not really care where that dick have been before tbh, but one small fetish like that is not that bad, it would be worse if he forced her to enjoy it with him. And some dogs have something a human usually do not have, unconditional love and such

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LColt 7

you wouldnt have a problem if your boyfriend stuck his dick in an animal ?! really?

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Keevarou 17

65, why would I have a problem with it? It's his choice, and I got no right to judge him because of that :)

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pmadNess 16

"... Would not care where the dick had been before." ... Ever heard of disease? Again, as posted in reply to one of your earlier comments, where is the dog's choice in this? Joke about the subject all you want. Actually contemplating it... Just no.

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Keevarou 17

There is a thing called hygiene and protection. And some dogs can actually be trained to perform those stuff, just depends on how you go on about it, it's not just so easy to just putting it in the dog.

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LColt 7

if you are dating a person thats ***** helpless animals and you have no problem with it then you both need help. Who knows what kinds of things could be passed from an animal ro a human and vice versa that way...

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Enslaved 36

Seriously? And the dog's choice? Do you really think that dog gave consent, and was begging for some guy to stick his penis in him? I really hope you don't feel that way about the pervs attracted to underage children.

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Hamz1989 13

That's just wrong on so many levels.

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stellasue11 38

haha, probably. ... id say for sure deal breaker.... fer reals!

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