Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 65 385

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Top comments

AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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Patastic 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:46

Dude, thats awesome.

idrivefast 0

Friday 1 January 2010 0:19

Why would you sing that? hah

Alannaa 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:32

Because you're taking a shit. It wouldn't make sense to sing the Waffle Song.

laughoutloud 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:03

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH THIS IS MY FAVORITE

yeahaveragelife 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:38

IDIOTTTTTTTT BAHAHAHAAA. Rule number one after reading all these FMLs: ALWAYS LOOK AROUND AND CHECK IF THERE'S ANYBODY IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOU.

Ascaryrobot 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:38

That is clearly not rule number one.

baier145 0

Friday 1 January 2010 4:35

wtf who does that?

Aha09 1

Friday 1 January 2010 5:29

Um...the OP, apparently...

onceuponapenis 0

Friday 1 January 2010 5:37

dude I woulda kept singing and be as obnoxious as I could...just for the hell of it

Alannaa 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:30

This was both hilarious and disturbing... Thank you.

CarterColbie 4

Friday 1 January 2010 7:56

Jesus what are you, five? Lmao!

RetroKid 0

Friday 1 January 2010 8:10

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that sucks!!

IMB916 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:38

LOL! Thats honestly kinda cute...u probably made someone's day.

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You deserved it 4 640

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