Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 65 385

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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FMLfan23 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 0:39

Your a cool Kidd. :).

Apsey 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 3:57

I would probably sing along wit u

tinkerbell88_fml 2

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:46

How old are you, 6??

ajb_r 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:44

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE MY HERO.

dingyblonde89 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:22

lol

LauraTheKiwi 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 14:10

LOL.

tictong 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 17:56

LMAOOOO.

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 18:21

So fail it's a win. ROFLMFAOSTPBUSF if someone else started singing along

mathman101 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 19:45

whats the "stpbusf" ?

qt_314 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 21:35

you honestly, just made my day.

ILaughAtYourPath 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:31

idiot

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Today, I took my 8 year-old daughter to an airplane museum to show her the kinds of aircraft I’ve worked on during my 30+ year career. In the first 15 minutes, I had grease on my new shirt, bumped my head, spilled coffee and cut my hand. Sums up my career. Only 10 more years to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 472

You deserved it 237

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 270

You deserved it 14 172

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Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 136

You deserved it 6 792

Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 253

You deserved it 127

Today, thanks to the unholy power of autocorrect, I told my mother-in-law that "crispy dick" is on the menu tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 682

You deserved it 1 651

Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 726

You deserved it 744

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

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You deserved it 2 671

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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You deserved it 13 418