Work and Poopoo peepee: That's entertainment

That's entertainment

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:49

Did anyone else provide backup vocals?

nevele11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:58

What are you, five?

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mtc4ever 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:57

you shoulda sang "sitting on the toilet" (YouTube if you haven't seen it)

imamazinglycool 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:35

well, thats yummy. :) haha that kind of sucks balls.

FortuneFaded 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:36

That would've made me laugh. (:

slushpuppy123 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:36

Wow. Good job, this is the STUPIDEST thing I have ever read on this website. You DESERVE that embarrassment.

samiixonicole 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:44

regardless of if you were alone or not, why would you be singing that?

hilhal 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:05

what are you? 2?

neko_ceko 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:09

omg this made my day, i laughed full 10 mints

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 1 January 2010 17:22

You laughed a mint? Can I have one? xD

bom_bom 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 14:42

I want 1 too

Thunderbender 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:13

OP You have made my day.

ancientastronot 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:22

Let's get married.

Lovebotlass 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:27

You, my dear, are bad ass!

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