Money: That's how I roll

That's how I roll

By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 00:00 - Canada

Today, I thought I was having a nice day at work, until I had a client who paid me $376 in rolls made of 0.05 and 0.10. It took me an hour to count. FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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By fuckedbyretail - 02/02/2013 14:53 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at my retail job, a woman came to my till with her purchases. After I scanned all her items, she handed me two small bags. One was filled with nickels and dimes. The other was filled with cents. Her total was $28.53. The coins amounted to $22.30. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 11:01

Today, I refused to manually count $64 in pennies from a customer, because I would hold up the line and I was one of three registers open. In fact, I advised her to use the Coinstar machine in the lobby. She refused, threw a fit and demanded my manager for being “incompetent”. I was fired. FML

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Coinbased

By Keekee - 19/01/2023 14:00

Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML

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Foldin' money

By E_Sauce - 24/03/2019 12:00

Today, I went to the bank to get a jar of coins exchanged for cash via a fancy counter machine. After 30 minutes I was handed a bag of rolling sleeves and was told to do it myself. Good news, I have a lot more money than I thought. Bad news, I have A LOT more coins than I thought. FML

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Lythiaren 8

Friday 9 October 2009 10:26

You do know that in some areas o the work it's illegal to pay with excessive amounts of change... right? I know I'm allowed to smile and tell customers that I'm not legally allowed to take more than 26 pennies in a single transaction. There's a limit on everything else too but I happened to memorize the penny limit because the damn things suck.

katsuku 5

Friday 9 October 2009 13:14

Pennies are still legal tender. Legally a store is obligated to accept any type of bill/coin as long as it is legal tender.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:18

- A postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency. - Yeah. That'd happen! - Well if he doesn't, report him. - Yeah report him when I'm walking home. - Get a taxi if you've got enough stamps. - Or cash them in at a post office. - Shouldn't have to! Shouldn't have to.

zack767 0

Monday 12 October 2009 2:12

in Canada u can legaly pay with pennies up to $25

thatdudeo_O 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:56

Suck it up and do your job asshole. At least you HAVE a job.

grashopper8 7

Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:26

I love you for saying Buttmunch. Hahaha excellent word choice

trilingualotaku 0

Friday 23 October 2009 10:43

I'm so grateful I live in Australia but smartarses do come in with 5 and 10 cent pieces every now and again. Thank God we got rid of pennies. XD

RandomCommenter 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 6:34

Lol. I like that you said buttmunch instead of cussing.

Meowxkittyxkitty 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:36

buttmunch? really? lol you're too funny OP.

Sersha88 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 12:29

well that's where the customer should have been forced to wait while you counted the pennies. since you want to be sure you aren't getting ripped off by them.

pbut 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 23:11

lol you had me at buttmunch classic

Geenyus 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 16:25

This is clearly a fake. Only a child uses the term, "buttmunch". Second, you're most likely over 18 and can't spell 'deposit'? Third, they have Coinshare which counts your money for her. If you don't have one, you're obligated to tell her to bring it to a bank.