School, Gross and Teachers: That's more than I asked for

if Ur boobs were a little smaller it proly wudn't fall down Ur shirt gosh get breast reductions already!!! (totally sarcastic for the dull people out there)

aardvarkish 15

Friday 29 April 2011 1:24

VERY OFFENSIVE (*giggles*)

Monikabug 9

Friday 29 April 2011 2:55

I always found that if you had to explain the joke, that it wasn't funny. But here, to make you feel better: LOLOOLLOLOLOLOLL11!!1!1!1!!!1!!1!

woahbro2slow 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:07

his jaw fell open when he saw your cleavage. take it as a compliment.

1greatsk8er 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:06

win! :D

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Friday 29 April 2011 1:08

damn that's nasty

IbanezSprinter 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:09

why was he so close?

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