That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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Top comments

plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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hrd4mud 0

so yur nickname is basically yur hot and u think that's bad

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Big **** do not make a person instantly attractive.

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linds1397 3

At my school, most of the guys I don't know well refer to me as the white girl with a big butt..

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missydee21 3

Boobies!!! Lol maybe just wear a name tag

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juunebug 2

Life must be so difficult for you. *Condescending Wonka*

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1crabbygirl 10

Invest in a t-shirt with your name across the chest. Or stop worrying about other people's dumb ideas.

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kei1108 13

That is so demeaning. Stand up for yourself and take a stand against disrespect!

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ompundit 2

Funny story my current GF used to be that girl, pissed her off so she got a boob reduction, now bitches because she doesn't get tons of special treatment anymore.

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debbster7 18

Woah... Deja Vu *____*

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perdix 29

If you had small ****, they'd ignore you altogether. At least you've got two things going on for you;)

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