Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: That's not my name

That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 15:35

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 15:36

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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abear17 4

Friday 27 April 2012 20:33

Im the same way. Trust me I'm that girl with the biggest **** in school...

blacky_2222 3

Friday 27 April 2012 20:38

I'm gonna need a photo to confirm that nickname

amberam 0

Friday 27 April 2012 20:49

Same thing happened to me in high school!! I made those ******* remember my name though!

mercsl65 7

Friday 27 April 2012 20:51

get rid of your mammories. for your own social well being

GuyFluteBandGeek 0

Friday 27 April 2012 21:04

Go Marching Band. What do you play? I play piccolo.

raciucci 3

Friday 27 April 2012 22:59

I play the piccolo too!! :D

hisbabygirl91110 0

Friday 27 April 2012 21:04

i totally understand!!!

JGirl113 6

Friday 27 April 2012 21:09

Marching band rules:) While at practice most of the time I'm yelled at for not talking....

feranmi101 0

Friday 27 April 2012 21:15

Hey we have the same name:-)

KFLouks 5

Friday 27 April 2012 21:21

for most ppl that would be a compliment

gebro925 3

Friday 27 April 2012 21:41

LoL

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