That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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tatisfun 0

Haha they call me that too but at least they remember you now^.^

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StephanieLynn94 7

Hey, I get that too! Not always a bad thing (:

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linkinpark98 23

Yeah... I don't think I'd mind if people called me that.. That actually works out pretty well for you! :D

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raciucci 3

Haha, it's not as bad as my nickname from my band mates.

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badactor009 0

I married one of those (short n busty) once. Several years into it I was surprised to learn she did have a name. Some of them do. Who would have thunk it?

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