Intimacy: That's one way to start the weekend

If I got a call like that from Mama, I would break down and cry. My parents have been together 37 years. I just cannot imagine. FYL, OP and hug your dad for me. He's going to need it.

bman0219 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 7:45

Wow your mom is actually a *****

mayyberry 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 10:23

Well your dad ran from the cops quick!

Special_Psycho 8

Sunday 28 October 2012 14:11

Tell your mom that if she had time to cheat, she had time to think about it.

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